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Monkeys
Wednesday, Mar. 03, 2004 . 5:40 p.m.

From an email from J Lo who is currently in India:

Oh yeah -- monkey update. For one thing, there are more monkeys in McLeod

and they traverse our balcony frequently. I ain't talking about cute little

monkeys from the movie Outbreak. More like the monkeys from the movie

Congo. Elliot knows what I'm talking about. 60-70 pound grey monkeys w/

pissed off angry looks. When we were hiking the other day, it was seriously

like being in the movie Congo with them jumping all around us, dropping from

trees, and so on. Oh, and one of these big monkeys crawled across our

balcony, went into the library, took a huge 70-pound monkey shit inside, and

promptly left. Fucking monkey.

I died when I read that.