Let me tell you about Gemma.Gemma is my flatmate, we share a bathroom. Hailing from Dublin, she looks more middle eastern than Irish.
Gemma has the cutest accent. I don't understand what she's says half the time, but with an accent like that, I'm sure it's always something nice and peppy.
Gemma has this sweater. It's pink, zip up. Above the right breast is "FCUK" in black letters. This sweater causes Gemma a lot of grief. Whenever she wears it (about once every two weeks), she has to explain to people that it is indeed NOT a play on a curse word. Rather, it stands for "French Connection United Kingdom." Got that, everyone? So stop asking her about her sweater, says she.
Pancake Tuesday tomorrow. If I have the time, I'll whip up some crepes w/ ricotta and condensed milk. That'd be nice.