1. I had a nightmare last night, a most terrible nightmare. I know it's annoying when I go on and on about this stupid subject and I apologize so if you get pissed and annoyed whilst reading this just move on to #2. Sorry. Okay, so anyway, last night I dreamt that I had woken up and was just going through my day and for some reason, everyone was looking at me and I had no idea why. Then I came across a mirror and looked and screamed. I WAS FREAKIN PIE BALD. You laugh now, I *know* you're all laughing at me but it was terrible and I mean really terrible. That was arguably the worst nightmare I have ever had.

2. My sister fixed me a bowl of cereal this morning, the darling. I ate it. A few minutes later my mom came home from Costco with a gallon of milk. I ask her, "We still have tons of milk, why did you buy more?" She says, "It's expired." I go to the fridge and and take out the nearly full gallon of milk and read, "Sell by December 18." Which was over 10 days ago. Before we even left for the cruise. I call out for my sister and proceed to chase her throughout the house.

3. Had a nice chat with T* (who refuses to sign my guestbook, you big turd) last night and I really went off a little and vented to him about some of the things that happened this past week and thanks for listening and your chilvalrous response so I take back what I said about you being a big turd. You're just a regular size turd. Also had a nice chat with Finn, but had to cut it short as it was late and I was unusually tired. Strange, I opted to skip dinner last night and I went to bed not the slightest bit hungry. Which wasn't surprising, given that I ate two weeks worth of food in one.

4. There was one more thing but I forgot.

5. My neck is sore, my back is still sore, but hey, at least my ankle is tons better. I can walk normally now for the most part, instead of the "adroit hobble" I have been employing of late.

6. I want to paint. I have the time now. But my canvas and brushes and paints are all in GA.

7. Things to do today: Maritha's Birthday Mini-Party, everyone's laundry, unpack before doing everyone's laundry. Bah.